Jesus vs. Satan-Computer Joke

Ha this made me laugh… (I know im a nerd)

Jesus vs Satan

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, “But how?! I lost everything, yet
Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?!”

God chuckles, “Jesus saves.”

* Cite:


8 Responses to “Jesus vs. Satan-Computer Joke”

  1. 1 Nathalia Cesar August 1, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    God is not mocked…you cannot use the name of Jesus in vain and use IT to make fun for others.Stay blessed.

  2. 2 newdayarise March 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    I agree God is not mocked, but I also know He has an awesome sense of humor! Keep on rockin’!

  3. 3 Itsuki Koizumi December 5, 2011 at 12:52 am

    heh heh, lolz.

  4. 4 Veronique April 30, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    Quality posts is the main to be a focus for the viewers to visit the web
    page, that’s what this web page is providing.

  5. 5 boy meets world May 21, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    What you ought to do is find a wedding marquee hire that will provide you with the cost effective for the money.
    Regular bread-maker users might be disappointed
    that the control panel does not signal at what phase in the mixing the machine is, and that there are no programmable features for
    your own recipes. The odor can smell like moldy must or worse than that.

  6. 6 dedicated linux host May 30, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    Twenty five percent space of the town is under the green cowl that makes this city additional viable and recent particularly
    within the monsoon season. ” and for the duration of the take, (s)he is an audience member sitting in the theatre or their couch at home. Since it is an HD radio, it produces clear treble and bass tones, and has static radio reception.

  7. 7 Carmine May 31, 2013 at 4:02 am

    If some one needs expert view about running a blog then i recommend him/her to visit this blog, Keep up the good job.

  8. 8 Tech and gadget news updates December 7, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    Hi there, I would like to subscribe for this blog to get most recent updates,
    therefore where can i do it please help out.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

the short

Hellooo... My name is Cameron and I have started using this little thing called WordPress. I have a passion for God and serving Him. I also love music and art. I will be attending Cedarville University and double majoring In graphic design and youth ministry. I hope to use this place to share with you whats on my mind and what I find in the internet world. I have a lot to share, though I am a little slow on the posting part. So keep checking back and hopefully ill keep this thing updated.

something quick to chew on

"Otherness gives us a sense that God is so pure, matchless and unique that no one else and nothing else even comes close. He is altogether glorious—unequalled in splendor and unrivalled in power. He is beyond the grasp of human reason—far above the reach of even the loftiest scientific mind. He is inexhaustible, immeasurable and unfathomable—eternal, immortal and invisible. The highest mountain peaks and the deepest canyon depths are just tiny echoes of His proclaimed greatness. And the blazing stars above, the faintest emblems of the full measure of His glory." -Matt Redman


Flickr Photos

Blog Stats

  • 131,651 hits

%d bloggers like this: